Halftime Show - Week 2


By The Todd

Here's a list off the top of my head of things that we've learned historically after Week One:

-Duce Staley is a dynamic back and worthy of a first round pick, if the Draft were held just before Week 2.

-Buffalo was clearly a better team than New England after winning 31-0 in 2003.

-Dan "Freight Train" Leonard was a rushing force to be reckoned with in the AldenLeague Thanksgiving Day Football Extravanza.

-This year the Cardinals are obviously incapable of passing the ball.

-New England's 2008 season was going to be a failure after Brady went down with a season-ending injury.

-The XFL was going to be hugely popular.

-Frisman Jackson, hot off a 128-yd, 1-TD game in Week 1, 2005 with the Browns, was immediately scooped up from free agency, and not one, not two, but THREE comments appeared on the message board lamenting the fact that people had not been fast enough to get him.

-Corey was on pace to get laid more than once before he graduated from college.

-Favre was going to be one hell of a New York Jet.

-Vanilla Ice is on the Billboard charts to stay!

-The Hartman boys have complete and dominant teams, and we migh tas well hand them the trophy right now.

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