AldenLeague Draft 2014


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AldenLeague Keeper Predictions

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By: Ryan Hoffman  W e’re getting close to draft day, and with that, the deadline to declare keepers for this year’s draft. And to honor the League’s 15th year, our esteemed Commissioner has bestowed the honor of predicting this year’s keepers to yours truly. Can you believe it!? I picked Lamar Miller in the 3rd round and then traded my 2nd round pick, Matt Forte, to the future league champion for an over-the-hill dumpster fire (a.k.a. Steven Jackson). I clearly don’t have any idea what the fuck I’m doing, which clearly makes me the best choice. Like that stupid ass camel who helped predict the World Cup, or Jessica Simpson filling out her NCAA bracket based on the virility of the mascots... Anyway, let's get to it! Most Murderous : Does anyone really care? He’s just gonna spend the whole draft projecting his “masculinity” onto everyone else and call Steve a fag because he speaks proper English (cut to Erick: “That be true”). Plus, he has SO many options with how ...
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Semi-Finals

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In 2001, the second year of AldenLeague history, Adam Wojnowski entered the league as BaltoWojo, and won Fantasy Bowl II in his first season. In 2002, Corey Maras's C-Men were added to AldenLeague as an expansion team, and won Fantasy Bowl III. In 2004, Ben Metz joined AldenLeague as the Widgets, and made a run to Fantasy Bowl V, finishing as the runner-up. Moral of the story? Beginner's luck exists in AldenLeague! Welcome to the semi-finals Los Petates Mexicanos! Joining you are first-time playoff contender L.A. Ninjas, and the two of you are taking on some of the more historical and decorated teams in AldenLeague history - CheektoWojo and the Boys of Summer. Andy's Red Hots and Fireseed? Another early exit to add to their own histories. Onto the Semi-Finals! Semi-Final Matchup #1: #1 CheektoWojo vs. #4 L.A. Ninjas How They Got Here: CheektoWojo is on an impressive streak. Since they finished the 2007 season 6-7, they ran through the playoffs to become Fantasy...
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