Let the games begin! AldenLeague kicks off the new season this week with 6 match ups featuring rivals from the newly formed Cobra and Rhino Conferences. Good luck to all!
AldenLeague Keeper Predictions
By: Ryan Hoffman W e’re getting close to draft day, and with that, the deadline to declare keepers for this year’s draft. And to honor the League’s 15th year, our esteemed Commissioner has bestowed the honor of predicting this year’s keepers to yours truly. Can you believe it!? I picked Lamar Miller in the 3rd round and then traded my 2nd round pick, Matt Forte, to the future league champion for an over-the-hill dumpster fire (a.k.a. Steven Jackson). I clearly don’t have any idea what the fuck I’m doing, which clearly makes me the best choice. Like that stupid ass camel who helped predict the World Cup, or Jessica Simpson filling out her NCAA bracket based on the virility of the mascots... Anyway, let's get to it! Most Murderous : Does anyone really care? He’s just gonna spend the whole draft projecting his “masculinity” onto everyone else and call Steve a fag because he speaks proper English (cut to Erick: “That be true”). Plus, he has SO many options with how ...
