Haltime Show - Week 9
By: The CommishIt's on!
Gentlemen, we are witnessing an all-out smack-a-palooza!
For those of you who haven't been on the message board lately, here's what's transpired:
Most Murderous: I'm great.
CheektoWojo: No, you aren't.
Most Murderous: Yes I am.
CheektoWojo: No, you really aren't
Most Murderous: I cannot be beaten!
BountyHunters: So like, because this is relevant and stuff...like....wow....so....my team's pretty good? Or something? Like soooo good?
CheektoWojo: The only thing more appalling than your syntax is your grammar! Your subpar rhetoric causes my skin to become irritated.
BountyHunters: Hey man, like chill out? You already lost all your hair, so all this negative aura ain't helping.
Most Murderous: I hate non-whites and Dan.
CheektoWojo: First off, allow me to instruct you in the proper use of the past perfect tense. When comparing two non-simultaneous events that occured prior to-
BountyHunters: Guys? Guys? Like, can we talk about this for a second?
CheektoWojo: That was your first correct usage of the question mark today.
L.A. Ninjas:
[editor's note: what, are you kidding me? Mike contributes about as much to the message board as James Hardy contributes to the passing game]
