Toilet Bowl Champion Maras Exercises His Rights


Hear ye, hear ye! 2009 AldenLeague Toilet Bowl Champion Corey Maras has exercised his rights to assign a new name to the lowliest of the low, the 12th place finishing team formerly known as Andy's Red Hots. From this day until the mid-season point, Andy Morrish's team shall now be known as "So Gay I Make Synrod Uncomfortable," and his team shall be identified by the unmistakable pink and black helmet as shown.
Congratulations, Toilet Bowl Champion Maras, on your excellent post-season run in the 2009 season. And to Andy: let's hope this teaches you a lesson.

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