No jokes, no frills, no funny pictures here (ok, well, maybe a funny picture). It took me 2 days to make, I'm not sure it's correct, but my eyes are falling out of my head and I can't possibly play with these numbers any more. To the best of my ability, I present you the Week 12 Playoff Scenerios! (note that these scenerios are figured from the beginning of Week 12 and do not include any results from this week's Thursday games). Also, the Week 13 matchup between the Boys of Summer and L.A. Ninjas is looking to be a huge, pivotal game with ramifications for many teams. This will be known as the Hartman Bowl for simplicity sake, because I'm going to reference it a lot. Also remember: the first tie-breaker is total points scored, EXCEPT in the case of determining a division champion. If two teams have identical records atop a division, the Division Champion tiebreaker goes like this: 1) Divisional record, 2) Head-to-Head record, 3) total points scored. CRITTENDEN ...

Our Weekly Preview man has been too busy sucking off his Brazilian boyfriend in the gay-friendly confines of Los Angeles to make any weekly previews over the past 2 months after agreeing to take the job, so here we are with The Commish's overview of things. It’s the final 3-week Divisional homestretch before the playoffs, and still, all things are possible. Co-league leaders Most Murderous and Ice Cold Bruschi’s (7-3) are only two games above 9 th place Boys of Summer (5-5). Meanwhile, Syn City, despite being at 2-8, still has a chance to win their division and finish with the #3 seed overall. Week 11 is the first divisional rematch week of the season, so let’s break it down: CRITTENDEN DIVISION Situation: As it stands, if the season ended today, the Crits would be sending 3 teams to the playoffs. Most Murderous and Ice Cold Bruschi’s are tied in a battle for not only division supremacy, but a #1 playoff seeding in the entire league. The Skyns are leading the 5-...

Recently I sat down with Erick Puzan, Owner of Most Murderous. Most Murderous is off to a fast start in the 2009 season, not an unexpected thing for the 2000 and 2005 AldenLeague Champion. A member of the founding Original Three, Puzan's AldenLeague exploits include a season played while based in Iraq during his time in the United States Marine Corps, a constant and physical threat in AldenLeague football games, and an undeniable presence on the league's message board. We met for the interview in the basement of a Mexican restaurant in South Buffalo, a dark place he seemed familiar with. He was polite but forcefully blunt, and often seemed on the verge of anger AL: So, what's been going on in your life these days? EP: A few things actually just bought a house working on trying to close on it, that has been a nightmare and a half but getting very close. Aside from that mostly just working, still at LG fixing TV's and appliances. Along with raising the baby (Lukas...

By: The Commish It's on! Gentlemen, we are witnessing an all-out smack-a-palooza! For those of you who haven't been on the message board lately, here's what's transpired: Most Murderous: I'm great. CheektoWojo: No, you aren't. Most Murderous: Yes I am. CheektoWojo: No, you really aren't Most Murderous: I cannot be beaten! BountyHunters: So like, because this is relevant and stuff...like....wow....so....my team's pretty good? Or something? Like soooo good? CheektoWojo: The only thing more appalling than your syntax is your grammar! Your subpar rhetoric causes my skin to become irritated. BountyHunters: Hey man, like chill out? You already lost all your hair, so all this negative aura ain't helping. Most Murderous: I hate non-whites and Dan. CheektoWojo: First off, allow me to instruct you in the proper use of the past perfect tense. When comparing two non-simultaneous events that occured prior to- BountyHunters: Guys? Guys? Like, can...