The 2010 season is underway, and already things are interesting. Two teams are undefeated, two teams have yet to win, and already "the pack" is 8 teams deep at 1-1. Only 28 points separates first place from eighth. Already only 3 teams are left in the Eliminator. And new member Stiegler has expressed the excitement he was claimed to have had for the league by still not having bothered to make a helmet. So let's take a look at what the upcoming week holds in store for us. Matchup of the Week: The Skyns (2-0) vs. So Gay I Make Synrod Uncomfortable (1-1) One of those two undefeated teams left, the Skyns puts his early #1 AldenLeague ranking on the line in this year's edition of the Ithaca College Bowl against So Gay I Make Synrod Uncomfortable, who at 1-1 is 2nd in total points and only 2 points back of the league lead. This matchup is all about the quarterbacks. Andy's So Gay I Make Synrod Uncomfortable team is led by upstart QB Jay Cutler, who is surprising...

Hear ye, hear ye! 2009 AldenLeague Toilet Bowl Champion Corey Maras has exercised his rights to assign a new name to the lowliest of the low, the 12th place finishing team formerly known as Andy's Red Hots. From this day until the mid-season point, Andy Morrish's team shall now be known as "So Gay I Make Synrod Uncomfortable," and his team shall be identified by the unmistakable pink and black helmet as shown. Congratulations, Toilet Bowl Champion Maras, on your excellent post-season run in the 2009 season. And to Andy: let's hope this teaches you a lesson.